A Seance with God and David Sedaris

Antone's anchovies & married people
rapidly evolving multivariate technologies
I sit with jasmine
however new and modern this setting is
hitting the geek bar while reading lamentations
orange zest in my hair
the bees are my coworkers
my nails are brittle by nature
what's anybody's caveat?
is it so bad to be watered down?
a man stretches in the middle of the restaurant
I'm an amateur
who's layman?
oh 
to be part of the mermaid club
to dance with wit
at the Falcon Tavern
what would Shakespeare make of me?
how easy it is to honor the dead and dying
when its my time
I pray the roots of absurdity
claim what's left